Behold the glorious Battle Beach staff! These elite few will keep you from harm's way! They will sacrifice life and limb to ensure
that you don't look like a twit in front of others! These are the proud few men and women who have been deemed worthy to deny the douchebags
from their hell-bent goal of forum domination! These amazingly badass super good looking, fun and heart-warming individuals slave for hours
and hours over our site just for your enjoyment! So selfless you say? You'd be damn right about that! Give it up for our awesome moderators
who, if not online right now, are probably saving an elderly woman from a car accident or delivering deaf babies. Yeah, it's like that.